The Machine
To be a hero, it takes a lot of gut.
Bert Kreischer faces a familial crisis and the arrival of his estranged father when the ghost of his booze-soaked past arrives: a murderous mobster hellbent on kidnapping Bert back to the motherland to atone for his crimes. Together, he and his father must retrace the steps of his younger self in the midst of a war between a sociopathic crime family while they attempt to find common ground.
- Runtime
- 1h 52m
- Release Year
- 2023
- Rating
- 5.8/10
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Official Red Band Trailer
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Step 1: Cast Mark Hamill as your dream dad. Easy, right?
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Step 2: SWOLEEE UP. No weak^ss movie stars here!
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Step 3: Get fancy AF
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Step 4: Release your inner badass
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Step 5: Be like Tom Cruise
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Step 6: Keep your bangin’ physique in shape
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Step 7: Make sure everyone knows you’re the $hit